The Return of the Giant Hogweed

Queen Anne’s Lace
I swear that this is a real place and that it is where the conversation to the right occurred. Notice that the Oregon State Tourist Board doesn’t include any plants in this promotional shot.
Yes, really. The Giant F**king Hogweed.
This reckless gardener should probably be wearing a full face sheild.
Genesis, circa 1972. Smarter than we thought?

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